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<title>"Basic Instinct 2" Goes Over Like A Turd In The Punchbowl</title>
<link>http://ex-donkey.mu.nu/archives/166462.php</link>
<description>Well, despite the prospect of seeing 48-year old Sharon Stone stark naked and performing deviant sex acts, the much-hyped sequel to "Basic Instinct" made as much money this weekend as "Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector" (which is in its second week of release). And who does the director of...</description>
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<title>No thanks</title>
<link>http://groovyvic.mu.nu/archives/166534.php</link>
<description>Gary saw BI2 and apparently didn&apos;t like it. So the director thinks that us uptight Christian conservatives are to blame for this movie going over like yesterday&apos;s diaper??? Look, Paul Whateveryernameis, if I want to look at naked women performing...
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<title>Your LLamabutcher Movie Review, featuring Gary the X-Donk</title>
<link>http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/166477.php</link>
<description>Really, Gary, what did you really think? I don&apos;t know---reviews like this just make me want to see it more, in it&apos;s wide-screen glorious crapitude. I mean, the thing&apos;s got craptabulous written all over it. Now if they had only...
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